Idea 3: homemade ghillie suit

Step 1: get naked
Step 2: buy a bunch of wine
Step 3: pour all of the wine into a large bowl or pitcher
Step 4: chug, spill all over yourself and get all sticky
Step 5: find a wooded area, roll around in the foliage until well covered
Step 6: dissapear into nature

idea 2: TPtinni

Step 1: have boys night
Step 2: make boobs by stuffing rolls of toilet paper in your shirts
Step 3: tp-man-boob wet tshirt contest (instead of water use vodka)
Step 4: remove vodka-soaked toilet paper rolls
Step 5: put in blender on 'high', two minutes
Step 6: pour, serve, enjoy

idea 1

Step 1: create worst idea ever blog, step 3: profit.